Me: Morgan, I'll miss you when I'm on my trip. I'm going to be gone for two days.
Morgan: That's not a lot. I think I would like you to be gone for three days.
Nice to be needed...
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Morganism of the Day - 10/31/11
Morgan: Winston always doesn't smile. He always wants to cook me sometimes. I don't want to be cooked because then I'd be all hot.
Monday, October 31, 2011
Morganism of the Day - 5/11/11
Morgan after having an accident last night: "I couldn't hurry this time. I didn't go fast. One of my legs is tired."
Friday, October 28, 2011
Morganism of the Day - 10/19/11
Me: Morgan, come tell me what kind of chips you want with dinner.
Morgan: Chocolate chips.
Morgan: Chocolate chips.
Morganism of the Day - 10/24/11
Morgan: what's that?
Me: hot sauce. Salsa.
Morgan: oh I don't like hot sauce. I like cool ketchup.
Me: hot sauce. Salsa.
Morgan: oh I don't like hot sauce. I like cool ketchup.
Morganism of the Day - 10/17/11
| Morgan at church: the big people sang my song! (Jesus Loves Me) But they didn't say signo. Me: Signo? Oh, this I know?? Morgan: yeah, the signo. |
Morganism of the Day - 10/15/11 (#2)
| Me: Did you get another burr in your hair? Morgan: No. I don't get birds in my hair! |
Morganism of the Day - 10/15/11 (#1)
| Morgan: Gardens are not safe for worms. Because they might eat things. That's why I'm digging for all kinds of worms. Poison worms. Ant worms. I need to put them in a safe place. |
Morganism of the Day - 10/8/11
| Morgan: Mommy, you're not very funny, are you? Me: well, I thought I was… |
Morganism of the Day - 10/7/11
| Morgan: when I grow up...(pause) Me: yeah? (thinking I'm going to hear she wants to be president, princess, something noble) Morgan:...I want to be a hunter. |
Morganism of the Day - 10/2/11
| Morgan: I don't like watching tv in my bedroom. Me: you don't have a tv in your bedroom. Morgan: oh good! Because I don't like watching tv in my bedroom. |
Morganism of the Day - 10/1/11
| Me: you have your new chair because you're a big girl. Morgan: But I'm not 4! On my next birthday I'll be 4. Then I'll be...21! |
Morganism of the Day - 9/27/11
| Me: Can I pick out a song to sing tonight? Morgan: Yes! Can you pick "Blackbird"? |
So glad I got to choose...
Morganism of the Day - 9/25/11 (#2)
| Morgan: What he doing? Luke: He's homeless. He doesn't have a home. Morgan: why he doesn't have a home? Luke: because he travels. He doesn't have one. Morgan: maybe they're getting him one. Yeah, his home just isn't ready. |
Morganism of the Day - 9/25/11 (#1)
| Morgan threw up this morning in the kitchen floor and tried to clean it up herself without telling anyone. Luke saw her and she said "I'm not very good at cleaning this up." Aw, sweet baby. |
Morganism of the Day - 9/24/11
| Morgan: why does he have stripes on his face? Me: he painted his face for a football game because he thinks it's funny. Morgan: well, it's not! |
Morganism of the Day - 9/22/11 (#1)
| Morgan: I want some candy. Mommy, say "you can have some candy" to me! |
Morganism of the Day - 9/17/11 (#2)
| Me: how many planets are there? Morgan: 8 Me: what do they go around? Morgan: the sun Me: which one is our planet? Morgan: Mercury So close… |
Morganism of the Day - 9/17/11 (#1)
| Me: I'm going to take a shower. Morgan: Avery won't be alone. I don't want my Precious to be alone. Sometime I call her that. |
Morganism of the Day - 9/11/11
| Morgan (after a friendly hallway race): mommy, I won right after you! There's no first losers in this house, just second winners… |
Morganism of the Day - 9/10/11
| Morgan: what is that? Me: an exclamation point. What does that do? Morgan: solves mysteries!! |
Morganism of the Day - 9/5/11
| Morgan: I want to ride my jeep on the road. Me: no. It's not big like daddy's. Morgan: maybe if we plant it, it will grow. How are we going to plant it? We have to dig a bigga, bigga hole. |
Morganism of the Day - 9/4/11
| Morgan (while in the Starbucks line): why are you wasting all your money? Seriously, she said wasting. I'd like to think it's a wise investment in liquid energy. |
Morganism of the Day - 9/2/11
| Morgan: I don't like ghost-es. I spit at ghost-es. Me: we don't spit. That's yucky. Morgan: oh. I'm sorry. I didn't think about that. (pause) I don't like ghost-es. |
Morganism of the Day - 9/1/11
| Me (during a painfully slow dinner): Do you eat slow or fast at school? Morgan: I can eat however I want. |
Morganism of the Day - 8/29/11
| Luke: Tomorrow night I'm going to do my draft. Morgan: a giraffe? Why a giraffe? |
Morganism of the Day - 8/28/11
| Sick Morgan (running off after having her nose blown): Bye Mommy! I'll be back when I have more snot. |
Morganism of the Day - 8/25/11
| Morganism: I have to make a message for school. It says Stay with God, Ms Agnes and Ms Christy. |
Morganism of the Day - 8/24/11
| Morganism for the day: Morgan: Jesus is an angel. Me: no, Jesus isn't. Angels are all around us. They're invisible and are protecting us. Morgan: Well, I'm eating dinner so I can't get away. |
Morganism of the Day - 8/21/11 (#3)
| Me: I think Morgan should have her own Facebook page I can post from. Morgan: No! I wouldn't like a cage. |
Morganism of the Day - 8/21/11 (#2)
| Morgan: I want to stay with you in big people church. Me: why? Morgan: Because I love you. Me: well, there's no candy in big people church. Morgan: Well, I love you but I'll see you after kids church. |
Morganism of the Day - 8/21/11 (#1)
| Morgan: I'm learning Avery bad things. I'm learning her to spit. |
Morganism of the Day - 8/20/11
| Me: Luke, there's a screw in my tire. Morgan: Well, you can just get a screw driver and screw driver it out. That could work. |
Morganism of the Day - 8/14/11
| Morgan: Giraffes don't live in this world. They live in the zoo. Daddy: No, giraffes don't live here. They live in Africa. Morgan: Yeah, Africa's in the zoo, but I live in North America. |
Morganism of the Day - 8/13/11
| Morgan: I have a choice. Don't go to the potty or do go to the potty. That's my choices. |
Morganism of the Day - 8/12/11 (#2)
| This may be deeper than I'm able to get... Morgan: Sometimes when we love, we fall down. But I don't fall down when I'm in love. |
Morganism of the Day - 8/12/11 (#1)
| Morgan: When you were in the hospital, you were big. Me: Yeah, I was big when I had Avery in my tummy. Morgan: no, when she was already not in your tummy, you were big. |
Morganism of the Day - 8/11/11 (#3)
| Morgan: Daddy lost all his hair. Where did it all go? Maybe it's on the street. |
Morganism of the Day - 8/11/11 (#2)
| Me: Morgan, would you like to help me make a recycling bin? Morgan: I know how to make a recycling bend! I just know how to make stuff! |
| Morgan (2 minutes later eating carrots): I just know how to make a plane out of carrots. This is a jet plane. I'm not going to eat the engine of it. |
Morganism of the Day - 8/11/11 (#1)
| Me: Morgan, did you eat your breakfast? Morgan: No, Daddy haven't taked care of me. He haven't gave me any breakfast to eat. |
Morganism of the Day - 8/7/11
| Me: "are you going to mind?" Morgan: "I love to mind." And lie, apparently… |
Morganism of the Day - 8/5/11
| Morgan (upset about getting spaghetti on her bunny) Me: oh it's ok. Morgan: actually, it's not. |
Morganism of the Day - 8/3/11
| Morgan (eating snow peas): "These peas have coats. They like their coats on." |
Morganism of the Day - 8/1/11 (#2)
| Morgan: "Daddy's going bald and losing all his hair. That's what Mammy (his mom) said!" |
Morganism of the Day - 7/24/11
| Morgan's insistent that the lions killed Daniel in the lions den. Said "that's what my Bible says!!" when I tried to convince her otherwise. |
Morganism of the Day - 7/5/11
| Morgan: Is that plastic? Plastic doesn't break. Me: Yep. What does break? Morgan: Breakables. |
Morganism of the Day - 7/4/11 (#2)
| Morgan (playing with a fake milk carton): mommy, can you open this? Me: no, it's pretend milk. Morgan: well, then you can pretend to open it. |
Morganism of the Day - 7/2/11
| Morgan: one day, I had to exercise. I'm not as strong as I used to be. |
Morganism of the Day - 7/1/11 (#2)
| Luke: Morgan, what color is my hair? Morgan: You don't have hair. Me: hahahaha. Morgan: well, you have some hair. |
Morganism of the Day - 7/1/11 (#1)
| Waiter (after we placed our order): Let me know if you need anything. Morgan: I need something to eat. |
Morganism of the Day - 6/29/11
| Morgan: Magic tricks! Mommy, I'm going to turn you into a goat and Daddy into a Mommy! Abracadabra! |
Morganism of the Day - 6/20/11
| Morgan: bats live in the spooky forest. They look like flying manna rays. |
Morganism of the Day - 6/19/11 (#2)
| Me: what did you do in kids church? Morgan: worshipped! Me: I'm so proud of you for worshipping! Morgan: I'm so proud of you for worshipping too! |
Morganism of the Day - 6/19/11 (#1)
| Me (while discussing the United States flag): we like the United States. That's where we live. Morgan: I don't! I live in Texas! My little secessionist… |
Morganism of the Day - 6/18/11 (#3)
| Morgan (in a discussion about Father's Day cards): I guess on Morgan Day, you can make me a card. |
Morganism of the Day - 6/18/11 (#2)
| Morgan: this is a cup holder. It mostly holds cups. It actually can hold milk boxes too. |
Morganism of the Day - 6/18/11 (#1)
| Morgan: this is the road to Mammy's! Me: no, this is the one to school. Morgan: yeah, and to doughnuts! |
Morganism of the Day - 6/17/11
| Aunt Tonti after coming from VBS: Do you know who Jesus is? Morgan: Yeah, he keeps all the bad guys away. |
Morganism of the Day - 6/10/11
| Morgan: I like you, Mommy. I want you to come home every day with me. Every day you go somewhere and daddy takes care of me without you. |
Morganism of the Day - 6/4/11 (#2)
| Morgan randomly: you're nice Mommy. Me: thanks baby! You're nice too. Morgan: thanks. I know that. |
Morganism of the Day - 6/4/11 (#1)
| Morgan: my daddy drives fine. He doesn't go so crazy. Sometimes he goes too fast. |
Morganism of the Day - 5/29/11 (#3)
| Daddy: Morgan, if you take a quick nap we can go to the pool. Morgan: no, I'm going to take a slow nap. Me: deal. |
Morganism of the Day - 5/28/11
| Me: hey Morgan, I love you. Morgan: I love you too. But I do not love bad trees. And I do not like bad witches. And I do not like bad bears. |
Morganism of the Day - 5/22/11
| Morgan: "Mommy, are you nervous?" Me: "Um, no, why?" Morgan: "You are nervous when I make bad choices" As I quickly look around to figure out what bad choice was made… |
Morganism of the Day - 5/21/11 (#2)
| Morgan: "I need something to wash my tears. I didn't want them." |
Morganism of the Day - 5/21/11 (#1)
| Me while giving Morgan a bath: don't rub your eyes with soap on your hands. It'll burn. Morgan: why it will burn? Does the bubbles have fire in them? |
Morganism of the Day - 5/15/11
| Me: Christa's going to sing because she has a pretty voice. Morgan: who doesn't have a pretty voice? Me: well, I don't know. Morgan: maybe Pastor doesn't have a pretty voice. |
Morganism of the Day - 5/14/11
| Morgan randomly: when we don't have any accidents, we don't have any truths to tell. But when I do, we have to tell the truth. |
Morganism of the Day - 5/6/11
| On the Riverwalk with an excited 3 yo. Daddy: we're going to walk by the Alamo. Morgan: I want to say hi to Elmo! |
Morganism of the Day - 5/5/11
| Morgan: mommy, it's your turn to give me a bath. I don't want daddy to, but I do like him and I do love him. |
Morganism of the Day - 5/2/11
| Nurse (after tooth pull): Morgan, what's your mommy's name? Morgan: I don't call her Sheila. |
Morganism of the Day - 4/29/11
| Morgan on seeing the last biscuit left on the plate: "Look, there's one left for a friend!" |
Morganism of the Day - 4/23/11 (#2)
| Morgan: " I will be so happy when the storm goes away, superty happy." |
Morganism of the Day - 4/23/11 (#1)
| Common sense from Morgan on seeing trash on the ground: "Dirt belongs on the ground. The people thought the trash belonged on the ground, but we don't think so. Nah." |
Morganism of the Day - 4/16/11
| Me: "Morgan! You need to listen to me when I'm talking to you!" Morgan: "Ok, Mommy. I will listen to you one day." |
Morganism of the Day - 4/15/11
| Morgan in repeating what the dentist told daddy: "mommy, you have to call Dr. Rue and Dr. Spank." |
Morganism of the Day - 4/13/11
| Daddy: "Morgan, say Gig 'Em" (with thumb stuck out) Morgan: "Daddy, that's not very nice!" |
Morganism of the Day - 4/12/11
| Me: Eat two more bites of strawberries. Morgan: No, one more. Me: Morgan Bonner, two more. Morgan: Ok. But will I? |
Morganism of the Day - 2/24/11
| Morgan on eating Froot Loops: I'm going to call these hoop a loops. Because that's what they look like. A hoop. |
Morganism of the Day - 2/23/11
| Morgan: can you stay home today, Mommy? Because it's starting to snow. Me: no, baby, it's not starting to snow. Morgan: are there clouds? It would be very nice of them to open for the sun. |
Morganism of the Day - 2/21/11
| Morgan just declined a breakfast choice bc "it will make my lip gloss messy". Oh the horror. |
Morganism of the Day - 2/13/11 (#1)
| Morgan: did the sun melt the snow? Me: sure did. Morgan: good job, sun! |
Morganism of the Day - 2/4/11
| Morgan: "Mommy, you're just a little bit big. Not really big like my daddy." Gotta have thick skin with toddlers… |
Morganism of the Day - 2/2/11
| Morgan: Mommy! There's fur on my legs! Me: No, baby, you don't have fur. Morgan: Yes there is, there's fur under my lotion! Me: Hair, not fur, baby… |
Morganism of the Day - 1/22/11 (#2)
| Me: Morgan, were you a good girl today? Morgan: yeah, Mommy, I am a good girl. And you are a good parent. |
Morganism of the Day - 1/22/11 (#1)
| Morgan: the clock said it's time to wake up. Me: maybe the clock should go back to sleep. Morgan: it can't. The clock doesn't have any eyes |
Morganism of the Day - 1/8/11
| Morgan: Avery wanted to come out of your belly to see me. She said, "Mommy can I come out now?" And you said, "yep you can Avery!" |
Morganism of the Day - 12/15/10
| Morgan: I want Santa to bring me clothes for Christmas. A shirt. No, 3! |
Morganism of the Day - 12/6/10
| Me: Christmas is baby Jesus' birthday. Morgan: But baby Jesus can't eat his birthday cake |
Morganism of the Day - 8/28/10
| Morgan: mommy, what color is that black cow? Is this a trick question? |
Morganism of the Day - 8/23/10 (#2)
| When asked what she played with at school today. Morgan: "the boys". |
Morganism of the Day - 8/23/10 (#1)
| When asking why her daddy was using her shower and was told that daddy's was broken, Morgan replied "I can fix it! I can fix it with a new battery!" |
Morganism of the Day - 7/23/10
| Morgan: "Look, there are storm clouds on the happy clouds! We don't have a bolcano. The bolcano rupts really really hard." Huh? |
Morganism of the Day - 5/28/10
| Morgan: "Shoo big spider. We don't want you on the window." Couldn't agree more… |
Morganism of the Day - 5/2/10
| As I leaned in to give my kid a goodnight kiss, Morgan whispers sweetly, "I tooted." sigh. |
Morganism of the Day - 5/1/10
| Morgan: "good job mommy". Nothing like a little reassurance you're doing alright… |
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