Morganism of the Day - 5/16/12

Morgan eating chicken: it's spicy! It's spicing my tongue very much!

Morganism of the Day - 5/14/12

Morgan: Mommy, do chicken nuggets grow on vines or bushes or trees?
Me: none of those. They come from chickens.
Morgan: no they don't! They come from Chick Fil A!

Morganism of the Day - 5/12/12

Morgan: I have a surprise for you for Mother's Day! Paper. That's all I'm going to say. But I'm not going to say drawing because it's a surprise. Or markers.

Any guesses? :)

Morganism of the Day - 5/12/12

Morgan: Sometimes I hear my brain talk.

Hankism of the Day - 5/12/12

Hank (5 yo): we're going to run 1 miles. I can run 2 miles. When I get to 4 miles, I run out of breath. My shoes help me save energy.

Morganism of the Day - 5/9/12

Me: Morgan, my watch says its past your bedtime.
Morgan: wow! Your watch is very right! It knows everything!

Morganism of the Day - 5/8/12

Me: Morgan, gotta hurry. It's almost bedtime.
Morgan: oh dear! I must hurry!

What 4yo says things that formal?!

Morganism of the Day - 5/8/12

Morgan: if I be super extra good at dinner, I can get a ice cream. If I be hilarious? No.

Morganism of the Day - 5/6/12

Morgan: sleep overs are not just about sleeping! They're also about stories in your tent. You might need a flashlight.

Morganism of the Day - 5/5/12

Morgan: I saw a sidewalk truck once. It just keeps going around so the sidewalk won't get dry inside.

Morganism of the Day - 5/2/12

Morgan: look, mommy, there's bird poop on the trampoline! That means the bird is not smart!

Morganism of the Day - 5/1/12

My new running mantra, courtesy of Morgan: The faster I go, the faster I'm the winner!

Morganism of the Day - 4/27/12

Morgan after me giving her $0.73: I'm happy about my more money! Now I can buy anything I want!

Morganism of the Day - 4/27/12

Me: the angels protect you through the night. They're all around.
Morgan: does God think the angels are inbisible in his land? They're inbisible in my world.

Morganism of the Day - 4/22/12

Me: good job cleaning up your room!
Morgan: thanks! Daddy messed it all up. He just threw them on the ground and I had to start all over. That made me a lot aggravated.

Morganism of the Day - 4/22/12

Morgan about something random: God doesn't mind! He wants to see his mommy and daddy.
Me: God doesn't have a mommy and daddy.
Morgan: Yes he does. Jonah and Mary!

Morganism of the Day - 4/22/12

Morgan: I made a blue somenschrenkel butterfly!
Me: a what?
Morgan: it's the same on both sides!
Me: oh! Symmetrical...

Morganism of the Day - 4/16/12

Me: what did you do at school today?
Morgan: I tried to do butterfly snipping, but I couldn't do it good enough. I just kept cutting inside.

Mommy's gonna break those scissors for frustrating my kid!

Morganism of the Day - 4/15/12

Is it ok to think your child's a little...strange sometimes?

Me: did you have a good day? What was your favorite part?
Morgan: Yeah. Seeing the dead beetle.

Alrighty then...

Morganism of the Day - 4/11/12

Morgan after dinner: Can I take your fork to the sink?
Me: yes. Here you go.
Morgan: Thanks, mommy! You're the best!

Me: ?? But ok, thanks!!

Morganism of the Day - 4/7/12

Me: did you have a good day?
Morgan: Yeah, even though it was with you.

Morganism of the Day - 4/7/12

Morgan: Cool is word for boys and girls.
Me: Yep. You call someone that when they're great.
Morgan: Daddy's great at hoop a loops (hula hoops). He's cool.

Morganism of the Day - 4/5/12

Morgan: it's ok if boys don't have their shirts on. Hank didn't have his on. He's a boy. Lily never doesn't have her shirt off. Every day. I knew that. She didn't have to tell me that.

Morganism of the Day - 3/31/12

Morgan: None people are perfect. Just God.

Morganism of the Day - 3/17/12

Morgan: mommy, when you were talking, your gill was moving.

Morganism of the Day - 3/17/12

Morgan: "i just figured out the very first time I went to this hair shop, that if you be good, you get a sucker."

Morganism of the Day - 3/9/12

Morgan: I love you to outer space and back. What's farther than outer space?
Me: Nothing! Outer space just keeps going forever.
Morgan: no no. It doesn't. God is out there. God's in outer space.

Morganism of the Day - 3/6/12

Morgan (on being asked to do a music class): I already know how to do all the instruments. I learned how to do the triangle...and the shaker. Agnes learned me. I have to learn all the others I haven't learned yet. Like the trombone. Or the French horn.

Morganism of the Day - 2/27/12

Morgan: God made everybody different!

Thankfully! We really don't need more than one of me...

Morganism of the Day - 2/26/12

Morgan after being asked to clean up her mess: "I will do this! I would love to do that! I am!"

Going to use that mantra the next time I don't feel like running.

Morganism of the Day - 2/21/12

Morgan: Daddy, why do you toot every morning?
Luke: because I need to.
Morgan: Uncle Jeff doesn't.

Morganism of the Day - 2/6/12

Morgan (while talking about skiing): did you know there's mountains called the Himalayas?
Me (mind blown): yep, there is!
Morgan: the Himalayas is NOT the biggest mountains.
Me: what is?
Morgan: don't know.

I had to look it up...

Morganism of the Day - 2/4/12

Me: Morgan, stop making that sound in the car! It's loud.
Morgan: God made me loud!
Me: haha
Morgan: For real. It's not funny!

Morganism of the Day - 2/4/12

Playing with shapes, Morgan just said "Here, mommy. Here are two trapezoids. Oh! If I put them together, it's a hexagon!"

Seriously?

Morganism of the Day - 1/31/12

Me: Morgan, why don't you eat your potatoes while your fish sticks cool down.
Morgan: Don't worry, Mommy, I can eat them. They'll cool down in my tummy.

Morganism of the Day - 1/30/12

Morgan on having an accident: "I didn't have an accident, the poo poo came really fast"

Don't blame the pooper, blame the poop.

Morganism of the Day - 1/29/12

Morgan: I love you, Mommy. You get me good stuff.

Morganism of the Day - 1/16/12

Discussing various earth things like equators, etc.:
Me: there's lots to know about the earth, isn't there?
Morgan: yeah, but you don't know very much about the earth, do you?
Me: huff. I know some...

Morganism of the Day - 1/14/12

Morgan: Yippee!! I'm so happy!
Me: good! why are you happy?
Morgan: Because I'm not even in trouble!!

Morganism of the Day - 1/8/12

Luke to Morgan: I love you more than 10 pieces of candy.
Morgan: daddy, that's not nice! You have to love candy.

Morganism of the Day - 1/6/12

Morgan: some people don't even have anything. Only a house. Not even any tables or couches. Just floors.

Morganism of the Day - 1/6/12

Morgan: I do not have any more hugs and kisses. I used them all. I'll have to get some more, maybe tomorrow.

Morganism of the Day - 1/2/12

Morgan: Mommy, would you like to hear the story about me? When I was just 3 years old, I got bitten by the bed bugs. That's the story about me.

Morganism of the Day - 1/2/12

Morgan: when I grow up I'm going to be a hunter. And a fisher. And a worker. I'm going to work at your work with you. I think we can take turns.

Deal.

Morganism of the Day - 12/31/11

Morgan (after saying no need for a bedtime song): God wouldn't mind if we don't sing songs. But he would mind if we don't say our prayers.

Morganism of the Day - 12/28/11

Morgan: Mommy! There's a word "to" and a number "two"!

Next day while eating chicken nuggets...
Morgan: there's an animal chicken and a food chicken!
Me: they're the same. We eat the animal chicken for food.
Morgan: we don't eat animals! They're alive.

Um...

Morganism of the Day - 12/26/11

Morgan: today is not even a week so it's tomorrow!

So confused.

Morganism of the Day - 12/21/11

Morgan (looking at the presents for me under the tree): that one's from me! Mine's the ring.
Me: oh, it's a secret! Don't tell me what's in my presents.
Morgan: I was only telling myself.

Morganism of the Day - 12/15/11

Morgan at dinner: mommy, it's not nice to eat my things. I wouldn't like that. You'll get your sick on it.

Morganism of the Day - 12/11/11

Me: Morgan, would you like to go to Santa's mailbox so we can mail your letter?
Morgan: is Santa home? Can we go inside?

Morganism of the Day - 12/11/11

Morgan's first words this morning "Mommy did you kiss Santa Claus?"

Morganism of the Day - 12/4/11

Morgan in timeout...

Me: what's that? Is that spit on the ground?
Morgan: no, that's cry. From my eyes.

Morganism of the Day - 12/4/11

Morgan: Mommy, what's that on your shirt?
Me: a Nike swoosh.
Morgan: oh that means you go speed! Mommy, when you go on a race, go speed!

Morganism of the Day - 12/3/11

Morgan: some people don't have doors to get in their cars.
Me: well, how will they get in?
Morgan: they'll have to get new cars. My daddy will have to give them one!

Easy on the "give" part... :)

Morganism of the Day - 12/1/11

Morgan (on my slightly broken out face): oh mommy! You have a boo boo. Oh, EVERYWHERE on face!

Thanks...

Morganism of the Day - 12/1/11

Morgan (on the possibility of being on the naughty list): oh! And then Santa wouldn't get me any presents? Then Mammy would have to.

Morganism of the Day - 11/24/11

Morgan: One day Pops was in the hospital and we went to see him. I think he had the sneezes.

Morganism of the Day - 11/23/11

Next "love you more" in the series...

Morgan: I love you more than 14 angry bears.

Morganism of the Day - 11/23/11

Morgan: When my pops chili is burn, he has on his angry face.

Morganism of the the Day - 11/21/11

Morgan (whispering in my ear); Mommy, I love you more than broken coconuts.

Morganism of the Day - 11/20/11

Morgan: I'm glad you're back from your trip. I'm sad when you're gone.
Me: In a couple of weeks, I'm going to be gone again.
Morgan: In a couple of weeks, I'm going to be sad again. You're going to be gone 5 days.
Me : that's right!
Morgan: I'm going to be sad 5 days

Morganism of the Day - 11/18/11

Morgan: Mommy, I love you more than a bad people. Bad people steal things from people. Then they get in jail. We don't love bad people, do we?

Morganism of the Day - 11/18/11

Luke: how do you describe mommy?
Me: what do I look like?
Morgan: happy!

Morganism of the Day - 11/11/11

Morgan: daddy, I love you more than mommy.
Me (slightly offended): why?
Morgan: because he's bigger than you!

Whew. She loves him more because there's more to love!

Morganism of the Day - 11/6/11

Morgan: I'm scared of eagles. Mean eagles. If I see an eagle at my house, while I'm playing at my house, I'll run away from my house.

Morganism of the Day 11/6/11

Morgan: oh these are still Halloween sprinkles on my doughnuts.
Me: but they still taste good, right?
Morgan: doughnuts always taste good, mommy.

Morganism of the Day - 5/19/12

Morgan: that butterfly just stuck out its proboscis and went slurp!

Yes, I had to goggle it...

Morganism of the Day - 5/19/12

Morgan just named our new male beta fish Ariel because "it's a lovely name". Oh and surprise, Luke. We now own a new, gender confused fish.

Morganism of the Day - 5/21/12

Me: Morgan, why do they call Texas the Lone Star State?
Morgan: Because they don't know its name!

Morganism of the Day - 5/26/12

Morgan looking at a dying fly in the dust pan: "He just wants to live his life in there. But not for long!"

Morganism of the Day - 5/27/12

Morgan on hearing The Star Spangled Banner at church: "Mommy! You sing that song!!"

No shame. I sing that and God Bless America as bedtime songs. I know all the words...

Morganism of the Day - 5/28/12

Morgan on gold sparkle being her "most favorite color in the whole world": I haven't thought about it some years! Now I have. It came out of my brain! Then it came back. Today.

Morganism of the Day - 5/28/12

Morgan: is today a hallelujah day that you decorate for?

She meant holiday...but we can make it a hallelujah day if we want to.

Morganism of the Day - 5/31/12

Morgan: Bunny doesn't need to protect me anymore because I'm brave enough! I'm like brave as God! It's not silly.

Morganism of the Day - 6/2/12

Me: Who lives in cob webs?
Morgan: spiders. Well, the cobs don't stay very long then the spiders come stay in the web. You know that.

Morganism of the Day - 6/11/12

Morgan: When I sing with my normal voice, it doesn't sound well. But when I sing like that (falsetto), it sounds lovely.

Morganism of the Day - 6/12/12

Morgan: Mommy, let's go throw this dead flower outside so it can kinpost (compost). That means it turns into the world.

Morganism of the Day - 6/18/12

Me: Morgan, my turn. I need to go to the bathroom now.
Morgan: ok mommy. You might just need some privacy.

Morganism of the Day - 11/19/11

Me: what do the elves do?
Morgan: they tell people when Santa's home.
Me: what? No, they make the presents.
Morgan: not in my movie!

Morganism of the day - 5/1/12

My new running mantra, courtesy of Morgan: The faster I go, the faster I'm the winner!

Morganism of the Day - 11/1/11

Me: Morgan, I'll miss you when I'm on my trip. I'm going to be gone for two days.
Morgan: That's not a lot. I think I would like you to be gone for three days.

Nice to be needed...

Morganism of the Day - 10/31/11

Morgan: Winston always doesn't smile. He always wants to cook me sometimes. I don't want to be cooked because then I'd be all hot.

Morganism of the Day - 5/11/11

Morgan after having an accident last night: "I couldn't hurry this time. I didn't go fast. One of my legs is tired."

Morganism of the Day - 10/30/11

Morgan (eating a Hershey's nugget): what is that?
Me: those are almonds.
Morgan: oh I like almonds! But I don't like Mammy's almonds.
Me: why not?
Morgan: they aren't in chocolate.

Morganism of the Day - 10/29/11 (#3)

Me: We need to hurry and get in bed. The clock is getting angry with us because it's so late.
Morgan: Clocks don't get angry. They just tick tock.

Morganism of the Day - 10/29/11 (#2)

Morgan on Luke returning from his trip: "I knew you'd come back!"

Morganism of the Day - 10/29/11

Me: are you like your mommy or are you like your daddy?
Morgan: no, I like both of you!

Morganism of the Day - 10/19/11

Me: Morgan, come tell me what kind of chips you want with dinner.
Morgan: Chocolate chips.

Morganism of the Day - 10/24/11

Morgan: what's that?
Me: hot sauce. Salsa.
Morgan: oh I don't like hot sauce. I like cool ketchup.

Morganism of the Day - 10/23/11 (#2)

Morgan: that's my old spotted towel. I like old things! It still works because towels don't have power.

Morganism of the Day - 10/23/11 (#1)

Morgan upon seeing her destroyed play set, chin quivering, voice shaking: the ants will be so sad! Their home got messed up.

Morganism of the Day - 10/20/11

Morgan looking at my Sonic Ocean Water: Mommy, is that your bottom of the ocean drink?

Morganism of the Day - 10/17/11

Morgan at church: the big people sang my song! (Jesus Loves Me) But they didn't say signo. Me: Signo? Oh, this I know?? Morgan: yeah, the signo.

Morganism of the Day - 10/15/11 (#2)

Me: Did you get another burr in your hair? Morgan: No. I don't get birds in my hair!

Morganism of the Day - 10/15/11 (#1)

Morgan: Gardens are not safe for worms. Because they might eat things. That's why I'm digging for all kinds of worms. Poison worms. Ant worms. I need to put them in a safe place.

Morganism of the Day - 10/8/11

Morgan: Mommy, you're not very funny, are you? Me: well, I thought I was…

Morganism of the Day - 10/7/11

Morgan: when I grow up...(pause) Me: yeah? (thinking I'm going to hear she wants to be president, princess, something noble) Morgan:...I want to be a hunter.

Morganism of the Day - 10/2/11

Morgan: I don't like watching tv in my bedroom. Me: you don't have a tv in your bedroom. Morgan: oh good! Because I don't like watching tv in my bedroom.

Morganism of the Day - 10/1/11

Me: you have your new chair because you're a big girl. Morgan: But I'm not 4! On my next birthday I'll be 4. Then I'll be...21!

Morganism of the Day - 9/27/11

Me: Can I pick out a song to sing tonight? Morgan: Yes! Can you pick "Blackbird"?

So glad I got to choose...

Morganism of the Day - 9/25/11 (#2)

Morgan: What he doing? Luke: He's homeless. He doesn't have a home. Morgan: why he doesn't have a home? Luke: because he travels. He doesn't have one. Morgan: maybe they're getting him one. Yeah, his home just isn't ready.

Morganism of the Day - 9/25/11 (#1)

Morgan threw up this morning in the kitchen floor and tried to clean it up herself without telling anyone. Luke saw her and she said "I'm not very good at cleaning this up." Aw, sweet baby.

Morganism of the Day - 9/24/11

Morgan: why does he have stripes on his face? Me: he painted his face for a football game because he thinks it's funny. Morgan: well, it's not!

Morganism of the Day - 9/22/11 (#2)

Morgan: Mommy, I never want to leave you guys.

Morganism of the Day - 9/22/11 (#1)

Morgan: I want some candy. Mommy, say "you can have some candy" to me!

Morganism of the Day - 9/17/11 (#2)

Me: how many planets are there? Morgan: 8 Me: what do they go around? Morgan: the sun Me: which one is our planet? Morgan: Mercury So close…

Morganism of the Day - 9/17/11 (#1)

Me: I'm going to take a shower. Morgan: Avery won't be alone. I don't want my Precious to be alone. Sometime I call her that.

Morganism of the Day - 9/11/11

Morgan (after a friendly hallway race): mommy, I won right after you! There's no first losers in this house, just second winners…

Morganism of the Day - 9/10/11

Morgan: what is that? Me: an exclamation point. What does that do? Morgan: solves mysteries!!

Morganism of the Day - 9/5/11

Morgan: I want to ride my jeep on the road. Me: no. It's not big like daddy's. Morgan: maybe if we plant it, it will grow. How are we going to plant it? We have to dig a bigga, bigga hole.

Morganism of the Day - 9/4/11

Morgan (while in the Starbucks line): why are you wasting all your money? Seriously, she said wasting. I'd like to think it's a wise investment in liquid energy.

Morganism of the Day - 9/2/11

Morgan: I don't like ghost-es. I spit at ghost-es. Me: we don't spit. That's yucky. Morgan: oh. I'm sorry. I didn't think about that. (pause) I don't like ghost-es.

Morganism of the Day - 9/1/11

Me (during a painfully slow dinner): Do you eat slow or fast at school? Morgan: I can eat however I want.

Morganism of the Day - 8/29/11

Luke: Tomorrow night I'm going to do my draft. Morgan: a giraffe? Why a giraffe?

Morganism of the Day - 8/28/11

Sick Morgan (running off after having her nose blown): Bye Mommy! I'll be back when I have more snot.

Morganism of the Day - 8/25/11

Morganism: I have to make a message for school. It says Stay with God, Ms Agnes and Ms Christy.

Morganism of the Day - 8/24/11

Morganism for the day: Morgan: Jesus is an angel. Me: no, Jesus isn't. Angels are all around us. They're invisible and are protecting us. Morgan: Well, I'm eating dinner so I can't get away.

Morganism of the Day - 8/23/11

Morgan: Does God have a Jesus named God?

Morganism of the Day - 8/21/11 (#3)

Me: I think Morgan should have her own Facebook page I can post from. Morgan: No! I wouldn't like a cage.

Morganism of the Day - 8/21/11 (#2)

Morgan: I want to stay with you in big people church. Me: why? Morgan: Because I love you. Me: well, there's no candy in big people church. Morgan: Well, I love you but I'll see you after kids church.

Morganism of the Day - 8/21/11 (#1)

Morgan: I'm learning Avery bad things. I'm learning her to spit.

Morganism of the Day - 8/20/11

Me: Luke, there's a screw in my tire. Morgan: Well, you can just get a screw driver and screw driver it out. That could work.

Morganism of the Day - 8/19/11

Morgan: I'm just so tired. I'm too tired to potty.

Morganism of the Day - 8/16/11

Morgan: Red is for stop! Green is for go! Blue is for nuffin'.

Morganism of the Day - 8/14/11

Morgan: Giraffes don't live in this world. They live in the zoo. Daddy: No, giraffes don't live here. They live in Africa. Morgan: Yeah, Africa's in the zoo, but I live in North America.

Morganism of the Day - 8/13/11

Morgan: I have a choice. Don't go to the potty or do go to the potty. That's my choices.

Morganism of the Day - 8/12/11 (#2)

This may be deeper than I'm able to get... Morgan: Sometimes when we love, we fall down. But I don't fall down when I'm in love.

Morganism of the Day - 8/12/11 (#1)

Morgan: When you were in the hospital, you were big. Me: Yeah, I was big when I had Avery in my tummy. Morgan: no, when she was already not in your tummy, you were big.

Morganism of the Day - 8/11/11 (#3)

Morgan: Daddy lost all his hair. Where did it all go? Maybe it's on the street.

Morganism of the Day - 8/11/11 (#2)

Me: Morgan, would you like to help me make a recycling bin? Morgan: I know how to make a recycling bend! I just know how to make stuff!

Morgan (2 minutes later eating carrots): I just know how to make a plane out of carrots. This is a jet plane. I'm not going to eat the engine of it.

Morganism of the Day - 8/11/11 (#1)

Me: Morgan, did you eat your breakfast? Morgan: No, Daddy haven't taked care of me. He haven't gave me any breakfast to eat.

Morganism of the Day - 8/7/11

Me: "are you going to mind?" Morgan: "I love to mind." And lie, apparently…

Morganism of the Day - 8/5/11

Morgan (upset about getting spaghetti on her bunny) Me: oh it's ok. Morgan: actually, it's not.

Morganism of the Day - 8/3/11

Morgan (eating snow peas): "These peas have coats. They like their coats on."

Morganism of the Day - 8/1/11 (#2)

Morgan: "Daddy's going bald and losing all his hair. That's what Mammy (his mom) said!"

Morganism of the Day - 8/1/11 (#1)

Morgan to Avery: "No, that's not for you, sweetheart."

Morganism of the Day - 7/29/11

Morgan after throwing up in her bed: "I had a yucky burp".

Morganism of the Day - 7/24/11

Morgan's insistent that the lions killed Daniel in the lions den. Said "that's what my Bible says!!" when I tried to convince her otherwise.

Morganism of the Day - 7/16/11

Morgan: Avery can't clap! We're not at church! That silly Avery.

Morganism of the Day - 7/5/11

Morgan: Is that plastic? Plastic doesn't break. Me: Yep. What does break? Morgan: Breakables.

Morganism of the Day - 7/4/11 (#2)

Morgan (playing with a fake milk carton): mommy, can you open this? Me: no, it's pretend milk. Morgan: well, then you can pretend to open it.

Morganism of the Day - 7/4/11 (#1)

Me: Morgan, whose birthday is today? Morgan: Norf America's!

Morganism of the Day - 7/2/11

Morgan: one day, I had to exercise. I'm not as strong as I used to be.

Morganism of the Day - 7/1/11 (#2)

Luke: Morgan, what color is my hair? Morgan: You don't have hair. Me: hahahaha. Morgan: well, you have some hair.

Morganism of the Day - 7/1/11 (#1)

Waiter (after we placed our order): Let me know if you need anything. Morgan: I need something to eat.

Morganism of the Day - 6/29/11

Morgan: Magic tricks! Mommy, I'm going to turn you into a goat and Daddy into a Mommy! Abracadabra!

Morganism of the Day - 6/24/11 (#3)

Morgan: mommy, you work at Dr Pepper Coke!

Morganism of the Day - 6/24/11 (#2)

Morgan: Bye y'all! Officially Texan…

Morganism of the Day - 6/24/11 (#1)

Morgan: Hate is not a very nice word.

Morganism of the Day - 6/20/11

Morgan: bats live in the spooky forest. They look like flying manna rays.

Morganism of the Day - 6/19/11 (#2)

Me: what did you do in kids church? Morgan: worshipped! Me: I'm so proud of you for worshipping! Morgan: I'm so proud of you for worshipping too!

Morganism of the Day - 6/19/11 (#1)

Me (while discussing the United States flag): we like the United States. That's where we live. Morgan: I don't! I live in Texas! My little secessionist…

Morganism of the Day - 6/18/11 (#3)

Morgan (in a discussion about Father's Day cards): I guess on Morgan Day, you can make me a card.

Morganism of the Day - 6/18/11 (#2)

Morgan: this is a cup holder. It mostly holds cups. It actually can hold milk boxes too.

Morganism of the Day - 6/18/11 (#1)

Morgan: this is the road to Mammy's! Me: no, this is the one to school. Morgan: yeah, and to doughnuts!

Morganism of the Day - 6/17/11

Aunt Tonti after coming from VBS: Do you know who Jesus is? Morgan: Yeah, he keeps all the bad guys away.

Morganism of the Day - 6/12/11

Morgan: I don't have a lot of hands so my cup only has two handles.

Morganism of the Day - 6/11/11

Morgan: popcorn feels good on my teeth. It feels softable.

Morganism of the Day - 6/10/11

Morgan: I like you, Mommy. I want you to come home every day with me. Every day you go somewhere and daddy takes care of me without you.

Morganism of the Day - 6/4/11 (#2)

Morgan randomly: you're nice Mommy. Me: thanks baby! You're nice too. Morgan: thanks. I know that.

Morganism of the Day - 6/4/11 (#1)

Morgan: my daddy drives fine. He doesn't go so crazy. Sometimes he goes too fast.

Morganism of the Day - 5/29/11 (#3)

Daddy: Morgan, if you take a quick nap we can go to the pool. Morgan: no, I'm going to take a slow nap. Me: deal.

Morganism of the Day - 5/29/11 (#2)

Morgan calls the heels of her feet her "high heels". My girl.

Morganism of the Day - 5/29/11 (#1)

Morgan: Souf America has a pointy side like tornadoes.

Morganism of the Day - 5/28/11

Me: hey Morgan, I love you. Morgan: I love you too. But I do not love bad trees. And I do not like bad witches. And I do not like bad bears.

Morganism of the Day - 5/22/11

Morgan: "Mommy, are you nervous?" Me: "Um, no, why?" Morgan: "You are nervous when I make bad choices" As I quickly look around to figure out what bad choice was made…

Morganism of the Day - 5/21/11 (#2)

Morgan: "I need something to wash my tears. I didn't want them."

Morganism of the Day - 5/21/11 (#1)

Me while giving Morgan a bath: don't rub your eyes with soap on your hands. It'll burn. Morgan: why it will burn? Does the bubbles have fire in them?

Morganism of the Day - 5/15/11

Me: Christa's going to sing because she has a pretty voice. Morgan: who doesn't have a pretty voice? Me: well, I don't know. Morgan: maybe Pastor doesn't have a pretty voice.

Morganism of the Day - 5/14/11

Morgan randomly: when we don't have any accidents, we don't have any truths to tell. But when I do, we have to tell the truth.

Morganism of the Day - 5/7/11

Morgan at Sea World: goodbye, trick dolphins.

Morganism of the Day - 5/6/11

On the Riverwalk with an excited 3 yo. Daddy: we're going to walk by the Alamo. Morgan: I want to say hi to Elmo!

Morganism of the Day - 5/5/11

Morgan: mommy, it's your turn to give me a bath. I don't want daddy to, but I do like him and I do love him.

Morganism of the Day - 5/2/11

Nurse (after tooth pull): Morgan, what's your mommy's name? Morgan: I don't call her Sheila.

Morganism of the Day - 4/30/11

Morgan (randomly): "mommy, my eyes can't make eyelashes anymore."

Morganism of the Day - 4/29/11

Morgan on seeing the last biscuit left on the plate: "Look, there's one left for a friend!"

Morganism of the Day - 4/24/11

Morgan: when the sunlight comes on, the storm actually goes away

Morganism of the Day - 4/23/11 (#2)

Morgan: " I will be so happy when the storm goes away, superty happy."

Morganism of the Day - 4/23/11 (#1)

Common sense from Morgan on seeing trash on the ground: "Dirt belongs on the ground. The people thought the trash belonged on the ground, but we don't think so. Nah."

Morganism of the Day - 4/20/11

Morgan: "I don't lie, I trick people"

Morganism of the Day - 4/16/11

Me: "Morgan! You need to listen to me when I'm talking to you!" Morgan: "Ok, Mommy. I will listen to you one day."

Morganism of the Day - 4/15/11

Morgan in repeating what the dentist told daddy: "mommy, you have to call Dr. Rue and Dr. Spank."

Morganism of the Day - 4/13/11

Daddy: "Morgan, say Gig 'Em" (with thumb stuck out) Morgan: "Daddy, that's not very nice!"

Morganism of the Day - 4/12/11

Me: Eat two more bites of strawberries. Morgan: No, one more. Me: Morgan Bonner, two more. Morgan: Ok. But will I?

Morganism of the Day - 3/1/11

Morgan: When you and daddy go to Uncle Jeff and Tonti's, you unmarry.

Morganism of the Day - 2/24/11

Morgan on eating Froot Loops: I'm going to call these hoop a loops. Because that's what they look like. A hoop.

Morganism of the Day - 2/23/11

Morgan: can you stay home today, Mommy? Because it's starting to snow. Me: no, baby, it's not starting to snow. Morgan: are there clouds? It would be very nice of them to open for the sun.

Morganism of the Day - 2/21/11

Morgan just declined a breakfast choice bc "it will make my lip gloss messy". Oh the horror.

Morganism of the Day - 2/20/11

Morgan while putting on shoes: "These are my foot clothes."

Morganism of the Day - 2/13/11 (#2)

Morgan: sissy means sister and sister means Morgan!

Morganism of the Day - 2/13/11 (#1)

Morgan: did the sun melt the snow? Me: sure did. Morgan: good job, sun!

Morganism of the Day - 2/4/11

Morgan: "Mommy, you're just a little bit big. Not really big like my daddy." Gotta have thick skin with toddlers…

Morganism of the Day - 2/2/11

Morgan: Mommy! There's fur on my legs! Me: No, baby, you don't have fur. Morgan: Yes there is, there's fur under my lotion! Me: Hair, not fur, baby…

Morganism of the Day - 2/1/11

"Daddy, you don't be bossy!", Morgan exclaimed...bossily.

Morganism of the Day - 1/22/11 (#2)

Me: Morgan, were you a good girl today? Morgan: yeah, Mommy, I am a good girl. And you are a good parent.

Morganism of the Day - 1/22/11 (#1)

Morgan: the clock said it's time to wake up. Me: maybe the clock should go back to sleep. Morgan: it can't. The clock doesn't have any eyes

Morganism of the Day - 1/8/11

Morgan: Avery wanted to come out of your belly to see me. She said, "Mommy can I come out now?" And you said, "yep you can Avery!"

Morganism of the Day - 12/19/10

Morgan: I like my daddy. He's a daddy with little hair.

Morganism of the Day - 12/15/10

Morgan: I want Santa to bring me clothes for Christmas. A shirt. No, 3!

Morganism of the Day - 12/7/10

Morgan: I'm hungry for candy canes. Not the pretend ones.

Morganism of the Day - 12/6/10

Me: Christmas is baby Jesus' birthday. Morgan: But baby Jesus can't eat his birthday cake

Morganism of the Day - 11/9/10

Morgan: my belly button gets strong when I eat dinner.

Morganism of the Day - 10/2/10

Me: how many days until we see Avery? Morgan: in 1 minute!

Morganism of the Day - 9/5/10

Morgan: "mommy, those pants are toooo small."

Morganism of the Day - 8/29/10

Morgan: I want to go on "cations" and see Jesus in Heaven.

Morganism of the Day - 8/28/10

Morgan: mommy, what color is that black cow? Is this a trick question?

Morganism of the Day - 8/23/10 (#2)

When asked what she played with at school today. Morgan: "the boys".

Morganism of the Day - 8/23/10 (#1)

When asking why her daddy was using her shower and was told that daddy's was broken, Morgan replied "I can fix it! I can fix it with a new battery!"

Morganism of the Day - 7/23/10

Morgan: "Look, there are storm clouds on the happy clouds! We don't have a bolcano. The bolcano rupts really really hard." Huh?

Morganism of the Day - 6/26/10

Morgan: my hair is curly just like the curly French fry.

Morganism of the Day - 5/28/10

Morgan: "Shoo big spider. We don't want you on the window." Couldn't agree more…

Morganism of the Day - 5/20/10

Morgan: I not a big "stister", I'm a Morgan.

Morganism of the Day - 5/2/10

As I leaned in to give my kid a goodnight kiss, Morgan whispers sweetly, "I tooted." sigh.

Morganism of the Day - 5/1/10

Morgan: "good job mommy". Nothing like a little reassurance you're doing alright…

Morganism of the Day - 3/13/10

Morgan: "mama help me. Ayudame" ...thanks Dora!